Someone Took In These Pants

Could I Be Any Lazier?

Posted in 1 by robola on April 27th, 2008

Yes.

From Good to Great to Clown Erotica?

Posted in 1 by robola on April 14th, 2008

The progression of “flyers” for a party on Friday….

Creative…

More creative…

(more…)

Come with me…

Posted in 1 by robola on April 11th, 2008

… into the night.

Fake Craigslist Ads Are The Best

Posted in 1 by robola on January 15th, 2008

Every time I move I spend a ridiculous amount of time scanning Craigslist Chicago looking for apartments.  There’s always a few ads that reference celebrities such as Alf as a way of “enticing” renters, but usually these ads are for really shitty apartments and the only attention the ads get are from me forwarding them to my friends.  I decided to make a few of my own in the weeks to come.  Here’s two I did today…

2BR Sublet! Kanye West, George Bush Don’t Live Here!

Amazing garden apartment with occaisional light.  Slight water damage in the pantry.  Beautiful brown linoleum floors and built in cabinets accent the living room/kitchen in this apartment for college dropouts or graduates!  We are an equal opportunity renter!

$1200-3BR - This Apartment Wears Gold Plated Diapers!

Stunning 3BR upper apartment in Victorian mansion complete with city view and garden.  Floral print wallpaper throughout and spiral staircase to beautiful third floor bedroom/living room.  Small pets welcome!

STiTP/Neckerchief Valhalla Present The Ten Best Albums of 2007

Posted in .25 Assed, Music Captain Rick Hears From His Parents Bedroom by robola on January 2nd, 2008

This picture says it all.

10. Oh No - Dr. No’s Oxperiment

9. Radiohead - In Rainbows

8. The Clientele - God Save The Clientele

7. Arcade Fire - Neon Bible

7. The Budos Band - Budos Band II

6. Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?

5. Band of Horses - Cease To Begin

4. Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga

3. Okkervil River - The Stage Names

2. The National - Boxer

1. Panda Bear - Person Pitch

 

Statistical Analysis of Grit

Posted in Numbahs by robola on December 31st, 2007

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Behold the greatest baseball statistic ever. 

Ever.