Someone Took In These Pants http://robola.wordpress.com "I just hope I die while hugging, and not while in a wine drinking contest" Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:39:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU en Could I Be Any Lazier? http://robola.wordpress.com/2008/04/27/could-i-be-any-lazier/ http://robola.wordpress.com/2008/04/27/could-i-be-any-lazier/#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:39:20 +0000 robola http://robola.wordpress.com/?p=960

Yes.

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The progression of “flyers” for a party on Friday….

Creative…

More creative…

Stellar…

Colorful…

And then things take a turn for the strange…

This one is my favorite…

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… into the night.

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Every time I move I spend a ridiculous amount of time scanning Craigslist Chicago looking for apartments.  There’s always a few ads that reference celebrities such as Alf as a way of “enticing” renters, but usually these ads are for really shitty apartments and the only attention the ads get are from me forwarding them to my friends.  I decided to make a few of my own in the weeks to come.  Here’s two I did today…

2BR Sublet! Kanye West, George Bush Don’t Live Here!

Amazing garden apartment with occaisional light.  Slight water damage in the pantry.  Beautiful brown linoleum floors and built in cabinets accent the living room/kitchen in this apartment for college dropouts or graduates!  We are an equal opportunity renter!

$1200-3BR - This Apartment Wears Gold Plated Diapers!

Stunning 3BR upper apartment in Victorian mansion complete with city view and garden.  Floral print wallpaper throughout and spiral staircase to beautiful third floor bedroom/living room.  Small pets welcome!

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This picture says it all.

10. Oh No - Dr. No’s Oxperiment

9. Radiohead - In Rainbows

8. The Clientele - God Save The Clientele

7. Arcade Fire - Neon Bible

7. The Budos Band - Budos Band II

6. Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?

5. Band of Horses - Cease To Begin

4. Spoon - Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga

3. Okkervil River - The Stage Names

2. The National - Boxer

1. Panda Bear - Person Pitch

 

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Behold the greatest baseball statistic ever. 

Ever.

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That’s me on the left, pushing the button in Kerith’s head that lifts her arm up.  She’s a robot.  True story!

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My speech teacher was Reggie White’s acting coach. I’m shitty at speech.

]]> http://robola.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/true-story/feed/ robola Furry Unicorn December Music Sampler - Cover Songs http://robola.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/furry-unicorn-december-music-sampler-cover-songs/ http://robola.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/furry-unicorn-december-music-sampler-cover-songs/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:31:33 +0000 robola http://robola.wordpress.com/2007/12/07/furry-unicorn-december-music-sampler-cover-songs/

I just wanted to post this picture. Thanks rcvernors!

It was my month for the Furry Unicorn Music Sampler, so I picked a theme that conjures up images of freshly baked gingerbread men, apple cider and red tobaggons. Naturally, I chose to create a playlist of cover songs.

From Ben Lee to Willie Nelson, it’s chock full of songs that should bring to mind gingerbread men and mock turtlenecks.  If not, try going to the supermarket, buying a gingerbread man and/or mock turtleneck, then listening to the Furry Unicorn December Music Sampler.  That always works for me.  Enjoy!

Click here for the MediaFire folder!

 

 

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